“I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first, I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down.” – Mitch Hedberg

I have zero desire to travel the world, particularly alone. My brother wants to just go off a backpack all over the place. A lot of people want to do that. I just have zero desire to.

I like going places with my husband or friends, but I think that is more about the people then it is the destination.

Maybe I just haven’t seen enough of the world to make an opinion….

One positively must not wear a pleased expression on his countenance when confronted with that large lizard like amphibious reptile who has long jaws armored skin and webbed feet and who is known as the crocodile. It has been discovered that one simply cannot cherish an amicable or trustworthy relationship with the aforementioned species. In addition, it is mandatory that one does not become irresistibly drawn into the erroneous belief that the lateral upward extension of his lips means that you are entirely welcome. It is much more reasonable to assume that he is contemplating how you would look in a lizard suit. . .his.

I was so insensed that this was not listed anywhere on the internet, I just listened to it over and over again until I had the whole thing. You’re welcome.

And yes, I am a huge loser!

Daily Horoscope for Libra from tarot.com
Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Your energy is readily applied toward projects at home and your heightened stamina will see your efforts to conclusion. You have things to do and now you can make the time to get them done. But simultaneously, you are drawn into activities that bring you pleasure. You want to have fun. It’s going to be up to you to find a healthy balance between these two principles without becoming overly self-critical or exhausted.