"I’d consider staying blonde, Miss Piggy. Not that you aren’t still a goddess worthy of every note of the love song Charles Grodin so enthusiastically lip-synched at you during a synchronized-swimming themed dream sequence (seriously, The Great Muppet Caper is so good), but it’s just not the same. I like my Jif plentiful, my Top Model bitchy, and my Miss Piggy as drag-queeny as possible." -Go Fug Yourself

Dear god, is The Great Muppet Caper ever good. And she has always looked better as a blonde.

 
This is totally the desktop pattern on my laptop right now, actually, if you were curious.

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