Mom: Isn’t that sad, about Keith Richards dying?
Steve (who knows my mom well): You mean Heath Ledger? Yeah.
Mom: And Keith Richards is still alive!
Steve: Uh. . . yes.
Mom: And the stock market fell. I was listening to that Mad Money guy. . .
Steve: Jim Cramer?
Mom: Is that his name? You know me, I am terrible with numbers.

You just can’t make stuff like this up, people!

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