Feb 01 2008

Lost spoilers (from last night)

Don’t read this, people, if you don’t want to know about last night’s Lost. If you do want to know about Lost, read on:

Fellow Losties and Tailies, there are some excellent theories about lost presented in the EW recap, so I highly recommend that you check that. Name meanings and Jonas and the Whale theories abound. I love this crap, may I add.

Also, the TWOP wecap is hilarious and includes such gems as, "Charlie visits him, or Charlie’s ghost, or Charlie’s surprisingly well-preserved zombie," "Another creepy dude then visits him, except this time it’s just Jack. He’s apparently there to see if Hurley is going to tell…someone about something," "Back on the island, so much shit happens, I can’t even tell you," and, of course, the same thing I was thinking, "At the very end, a helicopter drops off a parachutist, who asks Jack if he’s…Jack. The answer to which is apparently enough to be a cliffhanger."

I would also like to add that I have been half joking for 2 years now that the man behind everything was Jack’s father so when Christian Shepard’s ass was all in that ghost cabin having tea with Locke as Jacob or whatever, my husband and mom were both like, "You called it." Damn right, people, I did call it.

I cannot believe Jack was really going to shoot Locke. Don’t fight, boys. I love you both. It’s because Locke got the Emmy, isn’t it?

When Sahid was all mad at Locke I was like, "What is your problems?" and he was like "You blew up my sub you bald idiot." At that point I felt like, "You’re still mad about that? That was forever ago." But I always forget that even though they made me wait a year, its only been like a day for the people on the island. I was already over the sub thing.

"Charlie looked great. Death agrees with him!" -my mom

Also, the guy from Oceanic looked like the Haitian Sensation from Heroes, didn’t he?

Oh and I stuck around for the magical commercial teaser thing and the url is www.Find815.com. Last night the site was crashed, obviously, because so many people were trying to get on but it should be back up at some point today. Those bastards at ABC made me watch that whole Eli Stone show just to get that url. But its all good because that show was actually pretty good and I got to see Papa Alias and his ONE GIANT EAR so its all good. (Seriously, Victor Garber has one ear that is much much larger than the other and its hilarious. On Alias it would occasionally be backlit such that it was a giant glowing ear.)

Sigh, so glad Lost is back and so sad there are only 7 episodes.

Tags: lost, abc, television

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