Mario Kart Wii just arrived at my door.

This is not just a game, people, this is a religious experience and I am going to unleash the mighty flying blue turtle shell of justice on you all.

But first, a moment of silence for Shine Thief, the greatest battle game ever which is inexplicably not in this version.

Now, if only my day today wasn’t so booked solid so I could go get a head start on my brother and husband by practicing. . .

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