tending the AeroGarden. . .

Hill: The basil is getting really high. It is almost touching the light. Should we move the light?
Steve: We’ll just have to use it in whatever we make for dinner.
Hill: But it’s both kinds of basil! What can we make for dinner that has two kinds of basil in it?
Steve: Two basil stew?
Hill: Didn’t you go to school with him?
Steve: *Laughs. Then, because he is Steve. . . * No.

Elsewhere

"How do you have a pen that says PayPal on it like it’s someplace that you go?" -my brother, mystified

"Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life? Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness in a quiet American suburb." -Garfield Minus Garfield

Hill: You need to go to this website. It is called Garfield Minus Garfield.
*Minutes later*
Sam: Wait, so what was that site? John, just John?

"Hill, I just discovered this site. It’s called *sounds it out* C-ra-ig’s-List. People are selling stuff here!" -my father, thinking he made an amazing discovering

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