OK, what follows is an actual email that I just got from the Hillary Clinton campaign. Every time they use the word Hillary, you have to take a shot. Ready?

Dear Hillary,

If you haven’t already entered the contest to have dinner with Hillary, there is still time left. This is a great chance for you and a guest to have dinner one-on-one with Hillary.

Have dinner with Hillary. Contribute today.

I would never skip a chance to sit down and chat with Hillary, and neither should you. Best of luck!

-Terry

Are you wasted yet?

Not on the Hillary Clinton mailing list? I am pretty sure you can adjust this game to the candidate of your choice without much effort.

(Incidentally, if you want to have dinner with me and chat one-on-one, I require no donation. Unless you were going to be buying anyway. )

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