Are you performing, directing or otherwise involved in an upcoming production of The Love of Three Oranges? Were you a part of a performance of The Love of Three Oranges that is long past, but still want to see your production listed on my site?

If you would like to see your production, be it past or upcomming, on my website, please email me the following info and I will add it to my new events page.

Here is the info that is required for me to add your show to my site:

• Dates and times of performances (please include year, esp if it is a past performance)
• Address of performance (please give me the full address as this will link to directions on a map to the venue)
• Organization or School name

Now, while that stuff is required, if you wish to provide any of the following optional info, we can also add it. The info below is particularly useful for upcomming productions.

• How much are tickets?
• URL of the website where people can purchase tickets
• URL of school, theatre company or venue

“If he thinks I am going to do that, he can just kiss his ass.” -Mom

“I am getting drunk because I have nothing in my coffee.” *we all start at her in confusion* “I mean, stomach.” -Mom

*shortly after the two quotes above* “I think I may have the early stages of dementia.” -Mom

Larry: gall bladder removed?! what’s up with that?….what’s a gall bladder do again?
Tom: Yeah…I lost the battle with various stones that were squatting in my
gb. I look tougher though – scars on the chest and all. Plus, who needs
something that’s pure purpose is to create and dispense bile?
Larry: Isn’t bile important for lawyers? I mean, what will you be spewing now?
Tom: I hate you.