My friend Grace called me on not posting this yet even though I heard about it a while ago. I meant to post something then and forgot but then I found this hilarious video so I had double the reason to post today. (I have been really busy, sorry for the lack of updates!)

To review, you all know how I feel about the Shamwow guy. I am not pro-hiring prostitutes, nor am I pro-punching them. However, if they bite your tongue off, I think that might be an exception. Anyway, the article about his arrest, tastefully entitled, ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust, is ridiculous to begin with. The facts themselves are so over the top that this is one of those things you just cannot make up.

I am going to call this one, people. This only adds to Vince Offer’s mystique. Now he’s not only a possibly insane pitchman. He is a possibly insane pitchman who has a tongue so delicious that you bite down and don’t let go even after multiple punches to the face and is also skeevy enough that he hires prostitutes. This is the making of a celebrity! Or at least a cult figure.

Anyway, please enjoy this delightful tribute to Vince and the ShamWow in song form. As you watch the video, tell me the guy on the left side of the screen isn’t like a cross of two other people. I feel like he’s Brendan Fraser from the nose up but I cannot figure out who the other half is. So help me out here, that guy is a cross between what actors/famous figures. Either way, I might be in love with him. I think I transfered all my Vince Offer love into that guy on the left with the crazy eyes.

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