Apr 25 2009
excellent quotes from this evening
Trying to say “They don’t breathe oxygen,” instead I said:
“They don’t smoke English.” -Hillary
Playing Mario Kart:
Steve: He’s a corner cutting rat bastard.
Sam: Did Steve just call me a corn stuffing rat basthead? Is that something I would understand if I read more books?
“I ate so much, rotisserie chicken skin was actually oozing out my pores.” -Sam














