I haven’t posted a random spam message in ages but this one deserved a special mention for it’s sheer randomness. Here we go:

Subject: except it be a woman old;

could twist the sinews of thy heart? here, at his watch, gave him the chance of earning the children walking two & two in red & blue & green the children walking two & two in red & blue & green

How sweet! Someone harnessed the power of spam to send me bad poetry! Don’t think I didn’t appreciate it, y’all. Seriously, this was all there was to the email, no link, no anything else.

Also, someone totally needs to title a book “Except it be a woman old” because that has some epic potential.

Now, what do you think they are trying to sell me or scam me into?

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