Jul 31 2009
My bank is giving me an identity crisis
Whenever I go to my bank it says,
“Welcome, Hillary!” Then, under this is a link that says, “Not Hillary? Click here.”
Now. . . I am Hillary. I think we can all agree on this. But when I get to this page, I have to click the “Not Hillary” link.
This is giving me something of a complex. I am Hillary, damn it!
The problem is that I have two accounts. These accounts are different types, different usernames, different everything but they insist on using the main account administration as the “Hello” prompt which means that both are going to show as Hillary. So I never know which one I am logged into and always have to log out before logging in again.
The only small consolation in this is that my bank was bought out by another so there is a good chance the next bank will fix this stupidity.














