Sep 23 2009
two excellent quote board entires
There are so many quote board entries I cannot put because they are talking about other people. It is downright sad. 
The runner up:
Me: It’s interesting to see how many people I knew from school who were really shallow ended up married to rather fat guys. Do you suppose this means they finally learned to accept a person’s inner beauty?
Steve: (in a half asleep stupor) Nah, it means that they married their hot guys and they got fat. *A really long pause ensues here where I have moved on to other thoughts. Suddenly out of the blue Steve says in a dreamy half-asleep voice* . . . you know. Like Frederline. He got fat.”
But the amazing winner is, of course, my mother:
Me: So is Watchman worth renting?
Mom: Let me put it this way. His penis isn’t big enough to make it worth sitting through the whole movie for.
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