Nov 10 2009
3 (Terrible) NaNoWriMo Limericks (Let’s hear yours!)
Now, for your enjoyment, here are three (terrible) NaNoWriMo limericks.
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An aspiring writer albino
Decided to try NaNoWriMo
The fellow got a bit crazed
A whole book in 30 days?
Now he lives on the streets as white wine-o
Decided to try NaNoWriMo
The fellow got a bit crazed
A whole book in 30 days?
Now he lives on the streets as white wine-o
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One otherwise common November
A respectable writer church member
Falls behind on word count
Too behind to surmount
Goes to write-in with plans to dismember
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Two rivals both signed up for NaNo
“Let’s settle this mano-a-mano!”
When one finished early
The other turned surly
Like life written by Ray Romano
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Don’t worry about looking stupid, people, I’m here doing it for you! Give me your best (or worst) attempt at a NaNoWriMo limerick. Can be about the contest in general or just how your project in specific is going.
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You should definitely stick with writing novels
Go Hillary!
Well, you asked for it….
Am I just a ninny to Nano?
To summon my muse and to Wrimo?
Is November the time
To remember the rhyme
That can only be rendered by Flymo?
I actually like the limericks, especially the last one.
Here's mine:
It was on the eleventh of November
I became a NaNoWriMo member
Behind before I started
Will I have to be carted
Away in a straight jacket in December
Thanks Jennifer! I personally feel like the middle one is the real weak link up above!
Thank you for contributing yours!