Nov 10 2009

3 (Terrible) NaNoWriMo Limericks (Let’s hear yours!)

Now, for your enjoyment, here are three (terrible) NaNoWriMo limericks.

~
An aspiring writer albino
Decided to try NaNoWriMo
The fellow got a bit crazed
A whole book in 30 days?
Now he lives on the streets as white wine-o
~
One otherwise common November
A respectable writer church member
Falls behind on word count
Too behind to surmount
Goes to write-in with plans to dismember
~
Two rivals both signed up for NaNo
“Let’s settle this mano-a-mano!”
When one finished early
The other turned surly
Like life written by Ray Romano
~

Don’t worry about looking stupid, people, I’m here doing it for you! Give me your best (or worst) attempt at a NaNoWriMo limerick. Can be about the contest in general or just how your project in specific is going.

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  1. Sue Baileyon 10 Nov 2009 at 11:29 am

    You should definitely stick with writing novels ;-)

    Go Hillary!

  2. Lynne Clarkon 10 Nov 2009 at 11:33 am

    Well, you asked for it….

    Am I just a ninny to Nano?
    To summon my muse and to Wrimo?
    Is November the time
    To remember the rhyme
    That can only be rendered by Flymo?

  3. Jenniferon 13 Nov 2009 at 7:43 pm

    I actually like the limericks, especially the last one. :)

    Here's mine:

    It was on the eleventh of November
    I became a NaNoWriMo member
    Behind before I started
    Will I have to be carted
    Away in a straight jacket in December

  4. Hillary on 17 Nov 2009 at 9:48 am

    Thanks Jennifer! I personally feel like the middle one is the real weak link up above!

    Thank you for contributing yours! :-)

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