Archive for January, 2010

Jan 31 2010

“Frankenstein Mistress Novel”‘

OMG, you guys, I wrote a book! Remember that? It’s actually mostly terrible but parts of it are awesome and I know how to fix the terrible bits. I think.

You guys! I wrote a book that has the potential to not be terrible once I work on it a whole lot. How cool is that?

My To Do list today says, amongst other things “Frankenstein Mistress Novel.” My husband looked at it and asked what the heck that meant.

It means: Take all the random hacked up bits of Mistress Novel that are in all different documents and files and combine them into one latest and greatest draft. In other words, take some random parts and reanimate them into one glorious story.

And let me assure you *lightning crashes* It’s alive!!!!!

So I started this book before NaNoWriMo and then continued it during NaNoWriMo. So the 50K words I wrote during NaNo only counted new material which means it was the rest of Mistress Novel and then some of Mistress Novel II: Why haven’t you gone back to your original novel yet, you freakin’ hussy?* (*=not the real title)

I work on my books in sections, meaning my book is never one single document. I have hundreds of documents all over the place that are often individual chapters or scenes. I also always lose track of chapter numbers so after a while the documents are named after what happens in that scene and I end up with several chapter 10′s or something.

Also, during NaNoWriMo I got a bit off my outline in the middle there and had to literally rewrite chunks of book without going back and looking at the old. So you have things where I wrote myself a note like, “She still opens the door but now…” and then a new segment starts to replace what I originally wrote and then it reads “until he comes in, then you go back to file x until the part with the headlights when….” and another section. It was very confusing but I think I have put everything together in order now. I tried really hard not to read much of it so I don’t get obsessed with editing right now.

So for the first time in the recorded history of me, I actually put this entire book in the same document. I’m hoping this will make it less confusing. We’ll see. The elements I don’t like about it are: #1 if I lose this one document, I lose everything and #2 its so big, it is really really confusing and intimidating to work with.

Oh and remember that tightened version of the first chapter I was talking about? Just did a comparison of it and the original in Microsoft Word to make sure there wasn’t anything in the original I needed or left out plot wise. Despite the fact that the exact same things still happen in that scene, the only words in common in the entire chapter between old and new are the following words: character names, smashed, the, in, of and the last 13 words of the last sentence which stayed exactly the same.

I was very impressed with this. No one can hack up a chapter like me, apparently.

As a bonus, I also did a good ole track changes on the first 6 chapters and got some simple typos today which is more than I ever dreamed I’d get done. (Huge props go to my cousin who helped me do some of my eBay work yesterday, thereby letting me steal a little time off to work on my book!)

Major editing starts soon. Man, do I wish there was a way to pause all my normal work to be able to do the editing all at once!

Anyway, no new words added to the count since it’s been all edits and revisions this week so I cannot show the potato with any kind of update. Hope you managed to stay on track though with whatever you’re working on!

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Jan 30 2010

Hillary’s Weekly Blog Digest for 2010-01-30

  • HillaryDePiano.com: Hillary’s Weekly Blog Digest for 2010-01-23 http://bit.ly/6xEPn9 #
  • The Whine Seller: Beyond email: Answering customer questions via telephone, IM, chat and Twitter http://bit.ly/91q7Gb #
  • HillaryDePiano.com: One World One Heart 2010: Win a copy of The Author or The Love of Three Oranges just by leavin… http://bit.ly/58qApp #
  • The Whine Seller: Whine along: My disorganized thoughts on the new eBay fees structure http://bit.ly/bXPN3n #
  • Cult of Cummings: Disney’s The Princess and the Frog hops onto DVD and Bluray March 16, 2010 http://bit.ly/9Epis4 #
  • The Whine Seller: Where do you get your shipping labels? (Panicking and really need some help here!) http://bit.ly/bc8C2N #
  • HillaryDePiano.com: Finish the book. Then worry about everything else. Seriously! http://bit.ly/bKiElM #
  • The Whine Seller: A Different Perspective on the New eBay Fees: Not all Store owners happy with the changes http://bit.ly/drNkDS #
  • Cult of Cummings: Jim Cummings News: Week in Review (2010-01-29) http://bit.ly/beYJTQ #

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Jan 28 2010

Finish the book. Then worry about everything else. Seriously!

I wanted to take a moment to highlight this fantastic tweet from Anita Doreen Diggs. You can follow her on Twitter here @AnitaDiggs

Finish your proposal (nonfiction) or manuscript (fiction) before worrying about agents, Kindles, e-books, the book tour, etc.

There is this fantastic Garfield comic strip (you know, the big fat lasagna eating cat) that some day I will remember to scan in and post here but, in the meantime, I’m going to just have to describe it for you.

In the first panel, Garfield is saying something to the effect of “Lots of people talk about writing a book someday but only some people actually do something about it.” Then, in the last panel, he is there is a little cat sized smoking jacket with a pipe, looking in the mirror saying to himself, “Yes, this is how I want to be photographed for the book jacket.”

I love this comic. Especially in this information age, no sooner do you get an idea for a book than you want to start researching publishing options, agents, queries, how you want the cover to look, who will play the characters in the movies, etc all before you have actually finished the book in the first place. Most of the people at the #askagent chat last night were people who had an idea for a book and were stressing about markets and query letter before they’d actually finished their texts!

It’s easy to make this leap. We come up with an idea for a book and immediately our minds jump ahead to how we will be photographed on the book jacket and how witty we’ll be at the booksigning, etc, making us forget that we actually haven’t finished the book yet.

Finish the book. Tune out all the distractions, the info, and finish the book.

Let me tell you from personal experience, I started my first book in 2002 and did everything you are doing. I researched the industry, the agents, the formats and now, 7 years later, when I actually have a finished book to shop, all that info I researched changed anyway. Don’t worry about what the publishing industry is like now. By the time you finish your book it will be a whole different world.

Wasting time stressing about eBook, agents, trends or whatever is capturing your interest right now is just keeping you from writing.

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