some entries for the old quote board

"There’s a keg of beer on the porch." -Louie, every three seconds

"I swear to god, there must be something wrong with me." -my mother, every few minutes when she’s been drinking

Grandma: How old is your grandmother?
Hill: Well, let’s see, you were born in 1922 and so that would make. . .
G: 85
Hill: I almost had it! You didn’t even give me time to finish!
G: I didn’t want you to strain your cranium.

Steve: Yeah they did! The time they went to that pizza festival. (this was a had to be there moment)

"Uh oh. It’s parakeet time!" -mom