Hill, upbeat: “Laughter is good for you!”
Steve, with doom: “Yeah, until you DIE from it!”

#4 You receive a phone call or other interruption that makes you suddenly realize that you have had to pee for the last 4 hours and you were too busy to notice until just then and now it’s a serious emergency situation.

#5 You become highly agitated with your Outlook reminders, shouting at them, "I know, OK? I freaking know! Get off my back!" hysterically and irrationally.