One positively must not wear a pleased expression on his countenance when confronted with that large lizard like amphibious reptile who has long jaws armored skin and webbed feet and who is known as the crocodile. It has been discovered that one simply cannot cherish an amicable or trustworthy relationship with the aforementioned species. In addition, it is mandatory that one does not become irresistibly drawn into the erroneous belief that the lateral upward extension of his lips means that you are entirely welcome. It is much more reasonable to assume that he is contemplating how you would look in a lizard suit. . .his.

I was so insensed that this was not listed anywhere on the internet, I just listened to it over and over again until I had the whole thing. You’re welcome.

And yes, I am a huge loser!