When the crabs hit the fan. Or something like that.

Husband is reading Mistress Novel in the same room where I am working. He asks me a question and I pause the dictation program. However, when the dictation program is paused, it has a verbal cue to restart it and I must have said something similar enough that it turned back on at some point while I was asking him what he thought of it so far.

So I look back at the screen and it’s written his thoughts as,

“it’s a good so far as a crab is like this when they should hit the fan. This is from a visit drama like.”

Steve starts laughing so hard that he’s crying and he finally gets out, “That’s totally going on the book jacket!”